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Greetings, this is TeiOuja, back with another Beating Lyrics Journal. Sorry I haven't been working on more of these lately, but I couldn't find the right material. Namely because most new songs tend to be either A) Partying Douchebro/Douchette Anthems, B) Pretentious Dross, or C) The 21st Century Equivalent to this: . But I'm back now, and boy do I have a treat for you. It's Halloween, and I've found the perfect group to tear apart on this spookiest of holidays. Ladies, Gentlemen and others, welcome to Scream For My Ice Cream. By everyone's favorite 'controversial' Prissy Faux-Rock band; BOTDF.
She's Melting [x2]
Autotune and repetition, my two 'favorite' pop cliches. And within the first two seconds. This is going to be a long one.
Oh Oh Oh
She licked me like Ice Cream...
Oh Oh Oh
She licked me like Ice Cream...
And there's your title, everyone! Comparing blowjobs to licking ice cream. I thought Miley Cyrus owned the monopoly of awkwardly crowbarring childish themes into adult imagery, but Dahvie Vanity [brilliant name by the way] has beaten her to that illustrious position.
Dippin' with my dipper,
We be drinkin' up the liquor.
Dippin' with my dipper,
We be drinkin' up the liquor.
Didn't I cover a song that talked about this dumbass message? Also, rhyming dipper with liquor. Truly this man is the Bob Dylan of our times. Though to be fair, they both have the same vocal range.
Party like a birthday,
Shake it like an earthquake.
Those words don't even remotely rhyme.
Meltin' like an Ice Cream cone,
Goin' for her danger zone.
Kenny Loggins, eat your heart out.
Go and suck my Lolli
Pop...
Sugar sweet,
Cherry topped.
For sure fit,
Too legit,
Hot Spot,
Twirk it, bitch!
Strip it down,
Work it up,
Baby let me fill you're cups.
O
To the M
To the F
To the G
Sticky
Messy,
Taste my treat.
Pop...
Sugar sweet,
Cherry topped.
For sure fit,
Too legit,
Hot Spot,
Twirk it, bitch!
Strip it down,
Work it up,
Baby let me fill you're cups.
O
To the M
To the F
To the G
Sticky
Messy,
Taste my treat.
How is this band different from every other pop band? OMFG? Twerking? Another fucking blowjob reference? For pete's sake, Dahvie, use whatever brain cells you have left and please stop resorting to the same stupid cliches that's featured in every modern Miley Cyrus or LMFAO song ever made. This is not even remotely interesting to listen to, and the droning beat doesn't make it any more bearable to stomach.
[Chorus]
But I love it when you...
Scream For My IceCream,
Tell me all you're dirty dreams.
Scream For My IceCream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
[X2]
[Chorus]
But I love it when you...
Scream For My IceCream,
Tell me all you're dirty dreams.
Scream For My IceCream,
Show me what's your fantasies.
[X2]
This is why I listen to Frank Sinatra. This chorus is just painful to listen to. Oh, and pro tip; screamo is not your best friend. Didn't work for Brokencyde, and it certainly won't work for your dance song.
Let's
Get this party started
Drink
Til we get retarded
Didn't you learn anything from Fergie? Oh, and using 'retarded' to describe getting tanked is very rich coming from the braintrusts that thought screamo would mix well with autotune.
She licked me like I'm Ice Cream...
Okay, that's enough. Every time this song mentions Ice Cream as an innuendo, take a shot. Because this gimmick is getting really old really quickly.
What the fuck?
You know that we do it rough
A rare glimpse into the writing process for this song.
Move your feet
To the beat
With this shit
This song's complete
I flerking wish.
Move your body super sweet
Always like an ice cream treat
Move over, Shakespeare. This brainiac just outclassed you. Have I mentioned this song is painful to read yet?
Got a monster in my pants,
And if I ever get the chance,
Gonna cram it down your throat,
Watch you gasp for air and choke.
The band that gave us the acronym PLUR [Peace, Love, Respect and Unity], everyone.
I'm gonna jizz all in you're face!
I'm gonna wreck this fuckin' place!
Pull my hair,
Smash the chair,
Break the bed,
And give me head!
I haven't seen this much faux-thug posturing since Fred Durst. These lyrics are barely above the grandiose standard of your average troll argument in the Youtube Comment Section.
[Skipping the rest of this song because it's basically a rehash of the previous terrible lyrics.]
[Skipping the rest of this song because it's basically a rehash of the previous terrible lyrics.]
LET'S,
GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
DRINK,
'TILL WE GET RETARDED!!!
Flark screamo and flark anyone that flarking thinks that this dead flarking musical style flarking deserves to stay flarking relevant, you flarking hack!
ShE's MeLtInG...
A HA HA! !! !!!.....
GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
DRINK,
'TILL WE GET RETARDED!!!
Flark screamo and flark anyone that flarking thinks that this dead flarking musical style flarking deserves to stay flarking relevant, you flarking hack!
ShE's MeLtInG...
A HA HA! !! !!!.....
And that's how the cookie crumbles. This song was just painful. I've a feeling we'll be seeing Dahvie again very soon.
But before I leave you, I have to address this inevitable argument; haters make you famous. Hate is not beneficial to one's reputation. Negative reception or press can and will destroy anyone in the industry. If we didn't have hatred or negative criticism, than we'd all be seeing Garbage Pail Kids 4; the Search for Fashion. Oh, and please don't say 'You're just jealous because they make more money than your poor ass' to defend this group. One's monetary gain is not always a sign of one's quality as an artist, a creator or as a personality. It's an irrelevant argument that doesn't hold water in any situation.
Here's the song itself, if you really want to scream flark at the screen over and over:
On Hiatus
I have been diagnosed with Anxiety-Depression since yesterday, and as such, am taking a hiatus from any and all online activities.
For the sake of my mental health and well-being, this means I won't be active on here, Instagram or Discord until November 12th.
Go with God, ladies and gentlemen.
Concerning Dino Fury
On slightly more serious news, I have decided that I will be boycotting Hasbro. Meaning, I will not be watching Power Rangers Dino Fury or supporting the toyline.
Let me explain why;
Their moral principles have all the flexibility of a Stretch Armstrong doll; one minute commenting about the need for diversity, only to drop it when it harms their bottom line. If you can't trust them to stick with their guns, then you shouldn't trust them with your money.
Their gross disrespect for Union actors (how they treated Peter Cullen in the Bumblebee Movie and their hiring of non-Union actors for Netflix’s SIEGE), treating them as damaged goods
Merry Christmas, Yall!
I know what you’re all probably thinking. I’ve been gone for months and nary a note has been replied to.
There’s a reason for my lengthy absence. Partially because I’m mostly active on Discord, but also because I’ve been working on a very special project. Which you can find on YouTube and SoundCloud.
Rest assured that, once I get my act together, you’ll be seeing more activity here.
LGBTQ+ Rant
Wokebrain/Progressive Tryhard: "Wait, you're attracted to someone of the opposite sex AND the same sex? -gasps- That must mean you're Gay!" Today, I wish to toss in my two cents and expose this misconception for what it is; trite pandering. I blame Tumblr and the Usual Suspects [*cough*Marvel, LucasFilms, IDW, CBS, Disney, puppet companies under Disney hopping on the Pride Month bandwagon*cough*] for promoting this asinine misconception. That if you're a woman who has romantic/sexual relations with men AND other women, you're automatically shipped in the same category as a man who has romantic/sexual relations with other men. When that's the furthest thing from the truth. Contrary to what the fairytale image concocted by people with way too much free time and too much money to spend would have you believe, I'll spell it out here; if you are Gay, it means that you have a romantic attraction toward other men. It does not mean the same as you finding both men AND women attractive.
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Can you beat down some metal lyrics?